What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

I don't like religions.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

Deuteronomy 17

I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?